shhhhhhhh at least xe doesn’t stew in xis own gross stench for like weeks. xe isn’t -that- bad.
the difference is that albu doesn’t SWEAT, doesn’t need to EAT so they don’t go dumpster diving, so all they’re actually stewing in is mud.
they smell like mud and stardust.
okay true but albu is just kind of beyond disgusting at this point, i bet
i’m not gonna take that from the fuxk who went a whole week with viscera in xis facial hair because xe thought it looked intimidating
but yes albu is gross as hell
I VOLUNTEER VERRI
like xe gives a shit about HYGIENE!!!!!!
someone give albu a fuxking bath
I don’t feel sad but i’m like right on the cusp of tears
dunno what’s up with that